{"id":300,"date":"2015-02-27T10:46:00","date_gmt":"2015-02-27T15:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.wordpress.com\/?p=300"},"modified":"2015-08-28T16:59:07","modified_gmt":"2015-08-28T16:59:07","slug":"the-dress-and-what-it-says-about-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/?p=300","title":{"rendered":"The Dress, And What It Says About Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re living through an Internet Moment, guys. As silly as it is &#8212; and it is sort of silly &#8212; this is one of those things we&#8217;re all going to refer to down the line, like, &#8220;You remember when everybody went nuts suddenly one evening, simultaneously across the country and maybe the world, about a dress?&#8221; It&#8217;s many things, and it&#8217;s monopolizing conversation, and now that it&#8217;s a whole 24 hours old the haters are hating. Which bugs. But I&#8217;m tired and haven&#8217;t finished my first coffee for the day, so I&#8217;m not feeling very articulate about why it bugs.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_301\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/swiked.tumblr.com\/post\/112073818575\/guys-please-help-me-is-this-dress-white-and\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-301\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-301\" src=\"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/untitled-12-660x334.jpg?w=300\" alt=\"Swiked http:\/\/swiked.tumblr.com\" width=\"300\" height=\"152\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/untitled-12-660x334.jpg 660w, https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/untitled-12-660x334-300x152.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-301\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Swiked http:\/\/swiked.tumblr.com<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Fortunately, my friend Teeter, of the truly excellent <a href=\"https:\/\/www.redrocketfarm.com\/\">Red Rocket Farm <\/a>(seriously, please go there and follow\/subscribe\/read, you&#8217;ll thank me) did an excellent job of articulating for me. With her permission:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<div class=\"_5pbx userContent\">\n<p>Yesterday, I was super disappointed in all of you. Let&#8217;s try this again, OK? You said:<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. &#8220;I can&#8217;t believe my whole feed is about a dress. This is a waste of time.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ARE YOU KIDDING ME? This was a phenomenon! We got to be live, random, accidental data points for a crowd-sourced experiment. We learned that the person sitting next to us could be seeing something entirely different. For a day, we all were scientists. People instinctively began experimenting to figure out why this was happening. Jason held blue light up to my eyes for 30 seconds at a time, hoping I&#8217;d see white and gold. Countless friends photoshopped dresses to try and make it look one shade or the other. It was amazing! If this was an exhibit in a cool science museum, you would go home remembering what a strange and special experience it was. I&#8217;m sorry that Facebook didn&#8217;t entertain you in the way that pleases you, but we were busy obsessing, hypothesizing, experimenting, and being all-around inquisitive minds.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. &#8220;The dress is blue and black\/white and gold! Everyone who doesn&#8217;t see it this way is an idiot!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This is like some sort of classic 1960s college experiment meant to turn kids against each other. I see blue and black. You see white and gold. And you know what?<\/p>\n<p>THAT&#8217;S SOOOOO COOL!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s science and brain hacking and whoa.<\/p>\n<p>So before you prove that you are a bigot by saying that anyone who sees color differently than you is an idiot, think about how this might be a metaphor for understanding other points of view (or races? or religions? I mean c&#8217;mon). If you insist on calling people idiots for seeing a white and gold dress, just understand that I hold you responsible for every war anywhere ever.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. &#8220;Don&#8217;t care what color that dress is, all I know is it is ugly.&#8221; OR &#8220;Don&#8217;t care what color that dress is, but somebody needs to learn to take a picture.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Aaaaand we&#8217;re back to the bigotry metaphor. Okay, first of all, you shouldn&#8217;t care what color the dress is. But you should care WHY we see it different colors, because it&#8217;s healthy to have a curious mind. What&#8217;s not healthy is insulting something just because you don&#8217;t understand it. And that&#8217;s what&#8217;s happened. You&#8217;re rationalizing now &#8220;No, I was just making a joke,&#8221; but really think about that thought process. You didn&#8217;t understand it, your brain said &#8220;I&#8217;m tired, this makes me tired,&#8221; and you said &#8220;Fuck it. I&#8217;m smart. This isn&#8217;t my brain&#8217;s fault, this is this ugly-ass dress&#8217;s fault.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So try to stop doing that. It&#8217;s super bad! Feelings of anger or disgust at things you don&#8217;t understand (or worse, choose not to understand) are not signs of a good person. And you are a good person. I like you a lot (usually).<br \/>\nAlso, someone designed that dress, and right now they&#8217;re waking up to find it posted all over the internet. This is going to be a weird day no matter what for them, but maybe let&#8217;s not make it a day that makes them feel like the entire internet hates them.<\/p>\n<p>So please return to sciencey awesomeness. Please refrain from being a giant metaphor for bigotry.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whether it&#8217;s white-and-gold or blue-and-black, stop being a poop about it, mmmkay? <a href=\"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/?p=300\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":301,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[2,3,6],"tags":[11,14,15],"class_list":["post-300","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-friends-2","category-internet-2","category-rants","tag-friends","tag-internet","tag-rants-2"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6y0gZ-4Q","jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/untitled-12-660x334.jpg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=300"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":408,"href":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/300\/revisions\/408"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/301"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=300"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=300"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thoughtsredacted.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=300"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}